Box Office
The Box Office is open Tues-Fri from 10:00 till 6:00 and Sat 9:00 till 2.00. Book your tickets on 01229 775677

Loading Events

Upcoming Events

Events Search and Views Navigation

Event Views Navigation

September 2020

Spitfire Solo

September 18 @ 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£8 – £14.00

Spitfire Written and Performed by Nicholas Collett.Directed by Gavin Robertson. Created in 2011, and launched in Adelaide, Australia in 2012, one of the shows Gavin has helped create in his career… It is June of the new Millennium. For eighty-year old Peter Walker, ex-Battle of Britain pilot, an unexpected new challenge is about to begin. From the comfort of the Silver Birches Retirement Home, he must once again find the resilience, determination and strength to do what must be done. As he re-lives past glories, losses, wartime experiences, family memories…

Find out more »

Glory Days

September 19 @ 8:00 pm - 10:30 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£16.00 – £18.00

The full E-Street, the seven-piece line-up will take you on a blast down Thunder Road playing all the 'classics' on the way. They are more than likely to throw in a few choice album tracks too! These boys will rock for over three hours (when they're allowed) and give you an authentic Springsteen experience. Their sets have included just about everything over the years and you will always be treated to a great mix of songs old and new, from Jungleland and Thunder Road to The River and Promised Land,…

Find out more »

October 2020

Patrick Monahan: Classy

October 3 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£16.00

Patrick Monahan: Classy International multi award winning stand up is back on tour with another hour of comedy gold. Born in Iran, raised in a caravan, Monahan reflects on his life today, living with his middle class private school educated girlfriend. It’s like the butler dating the Lady of the house, a modern day Byker Grove meets Downton Abbey. Patrick’s new show looks at life today for couples who come from polar opposite backgrounds, and the difficulties that arise in everyday simple things like choosing a colour for the new…

Find out more »

The Three Degrees

October 10 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£25.00
The Three Degrees

THE THREE DEGREES With original members Helen Scott & Valerie Holiday All the way from the USA. 50th Anniversary Tour The Three Degrees are an American female vocal group, formed in 1963 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The group has remained a trio with 2 original members since Sheila Ferguson left many moons ago. A firm favourite with Prince Charles They sang at his 30th birthday party and were guests at his wedding to Princess Diana. The Three Degrees are well known for their soulful voices, beautiful gowns, and fabulous stage shows.…

Find out more »

Simon Evans: The Work of The Devil

October 17 @ 8:00 pm - 10:30 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£13.00 – £15.00

Off The Kerb Productions present: Simon Evans: The Work of the Devil Simon Evans’ last show, Genius 2.0 ( “A Masterclass” ***** The Scotsman) provided an hilarious analysis of the departure of any visible sign of intelligence from modern life. But his new show raises the stakes, with his usual excoriating views of a world on fire given a perspective shift from personal revelations that turned his world upside down this year.  “A gripping and, ultimately heart-warming tale… rich with Evans' wit and caustic observation.” ★★★★ The Scotsman “"When he…

Find out more »

Bye Bye Baby Live

October 31 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£20.00 – £23.00
Bye Bye Baby

Bye Bye Baby are a jaw-dropping concert to the musical phenomenon Jersey Boys and the timeless, iconic music of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons. Incredible four-part harmonies, roof-raising falsetto complete with energetic and stylish choreography – all backed by their excellent 4-piece band –ensures that Bye Bye Baby is a show that will make it a night remember! The show includes Valli’s greatest hits including Sherry, December ’63 (Oh What A Night), Grease, Can’t Take My Eyes Off You and many more... https://youtu.be/Q0s0jSlwNWc byebyebabylive.co.uk See More Shows... **WHEN BOOKING…

Find out more »

November 2020

Roald Dahl and the Imagination Seekers

November 15 @ 2:30 pm - 3:30 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£7.50 – £9.50
Roald Dahl and the Imagination Seekers

A family show inspired by the works of Roald Dahl. All around the world Roald Dahl's words are disappearing, not only from books but children's minds too! Now only an organisation known as the ancient guild of tale tenders can save the stories - and they need your help. Roald Dahl and the Imagination Seekers is a theatrical and interactive experience, especially made for all the family to enjoy. It's a thrilling story delivered through performance, games and creative play that explores Roald Dahl's extraordinary stories, including Charlie and the…

Find out more »

Viva Neil Diamond

November 21 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£18.00 – £20.00
Viva Neil Diamond

Bob Drury's 'VIVA NEIL DIAMOND' Whilst performing in Las Vegas four years ago Bob Drury was described "one of the world's finest vocal tributes to Neil Diamond" and he's now back touring the UK with his new show celebrating the legendary Neil Diamond and his incredible back catalogue of songs. Bob Drury's one-man show is an absolute 'must-see' for any Diamond fans. Prepare to be blown away by his vocal likeness which has been delighting audiences around the world. This year's show includes all the favourites such as Cracklin' Rosie,…

Find out more »

100% Simon Brodkin

November 28 @ 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£20.00

100% SIMON BRODKIN After three hugely successful BBC series as Lee Nelson, multiple sell-out tours and various court appearances following world-famous stunts on Theresa May, Sepp Blatter, Donald Trump, Kanye West and Britain’s Got Talent, the award-winning comedian unleashes his funniest creation yet… himself!  Fresh from a critically-acclaimed, sell-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Simon takes his debut stand-up show 100% Simon Brodkin on a nationwide tour. One of The Guardian’s ‘Top Shows At The Fringe One of The Evening Standard’s ‘Best Comedy Shows at The Fringe’ “A sublime piece of comedy” The List “Sky-high gag rate” Metro “Hilarious”…

Find out more »

December 2020

Elo Beatles Beyond: The Lynne and McCartney Story

December 5 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£20.00
ELO Beatles Beyond

The Lynne and McCartney Story is fronted by top Jeff Lynne and Paul McCartney lookalikes/soundalikes, and performs the greatest hits of ELO, Paul McCartney & Wings & The Beatles and more. As well as loads of great music, the show tells the story behind some of the greatest hits of all-time, and how the careers of these two songwriting legends have crossed over the years. It is in celebration of this unique association, that we started ELO Beatles Beyond to play the fabulous crossover catalogue of Lynne and McCartney and…

Find out more »

Strictly Sherlock

December 11 @ 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£12.00 – £14.00

After the terrific success of The Singular Exploits of Sherlock Holmes, we return with this follow-up stage play. Join the king of the detectives as he brings to life those three startling cases, The Sussex Vampire, The Creeping Man and The Devil's Foot! Jonathan Goodwin returns as Sherlock Holmes, in a show scripted by himself and co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer. **WHEN BOOKING PLEASE ADD MANUALLY HOW MANY TICKETS YOU WOULD LIKE** 

Find out more »

March 2021

Nick Helm: Phoenix from the flame

6th March 2021 @ 8:00 pm - 10:30 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£13.50

New Date Saturday 6th march 2021 “Resurrected from the ashes, come and witness two time Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee and International Treasure In Waiting shaking his ass, singing songs and righting wrongs. You don’t deserve this... 'The man is brutal, but by AC/DC he's talented with it.' The latest ★★★★★ ‘Pretty f*cking amazing. A true comedy daredevil’ Time Out ★★★★” **WHEN BOOKING PLEASE ADD MANUALLY HOW MANY TICKETS YOU WOULD LIKE** 

Find out more »

June 2021

China Crisis: RETROspective

18th June 2021 @ 8:00 pm - 10:30 pm
The Beggar’s Theatre, Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
£25.00

Eddie Lundon and Gary Daly are the founder members of the band which started in Kirkby, Merseyside back in 1979. China Crisis found major success in the UK with five Top 40 singles, ten Top 50 singles and three Top 40 albums and hits across Australia, Europe and the Americas. The band are known for their string of hit singles, including African & White, Chrstian, Working with Fire and Steel, Black Man Ray and Wishful Thinking, The RETROspective tour will see the band performing these classics alongside songs from all…

Find out more »
+ Export Events