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The Grand Cavalcade

August 1 @ 12:01 am 1:00 am

The Grand Cavalcade

Three seasoned showmen Gary (Gacko) Bridgens, Ian (The Storyteller) Douglas and Dieter (Professor Pumpernickel) Wadeson are regular performers at many leading national and international festivals delivering high quality family-friendly entertainment, often commanding huge audiences but also specialists in smaller, more intimate, bespoke experiences.

From Glasgow to Glastonbury, San Francisco to Scarborough, Dubai to Durham, these three versatile professional showmen have performed at countless events and have come together to offer you a brand new show for your 2020 Summer season.

Our three performers would usually be in the middle of an extensive Summer tour of Britain’s festivals, but, as we all know, the season has collapsed. The Grand Cavalcade is a once in a lifetime opportunity to bring these highly regarded (and suddenly unemployed) festival performers into your outdoor space for a genuinely unique and bespoke hour of high quality accessible professional performance. This show will be in the style of a ‘Night in the Pub’

What’s the Show?

Presented by the infamous Victorian scientist and adventurer, Mr Foppletwig, The Grand Cavalcade is a charming yet chaotic hour of myths, music, magic and mayhem plus oodles of perfectly partitioned participation.

Thrill as Mr Foppletwig and his long suffering servants, Mr Douglas and Sherper Tenbob, unload a curious cargo of baffling stories, bawdy music hall singalongs and utterly stupid stunts.

Smoke, silliness, flashes, bangs, live music and puerility all combine to bring you the true flavour of festival in bewildering and breathtaking fashion.

Market Square
Millom, Cumbria LA18 4HZ
01229 775677

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